Funny Shayari in English is a special way to share happiness with words. It is a mix of poetry and jokes that makes people smile. In Funny Shayari, we talk about daily life, friends, and love in a fun way. The words are simple, but they bring a lot of joy. People use Funny Shayari to tease their friends, make fun of small problems, or just spread laughter.
Funny Shayari in English is very popular on social media. People share it in messages and groups to make others laugh. Sometimes, we feel alone but Funny Shayari also has hidden meanings that make us think. It is a great way to enjoy poetry without being too serious. If you love to laugh, then Funny Shayari is perfect for you!
Arz kiya hai, Khudkushi ka naya tareeqa apnaunga
Main tujhe chhod kar tumhari saheli ko pataunga.
Ek to mujhe yaar ki judai maar gayi
Aur doosra khoobsurat hamsai maar gayi.
Parhai ek khoobsurat ehsaas hai
Upar wali line bakwaas hai.
Aaj maine garam paani mein haath daala,
To paani bola, Yaar thande haath to na lagao.
Hum khud bhi use bhulana chahte hain
Par mummy roz subah paanch badaam khila deti hain.
Jab safed saari pe laal bindi lagati ho
Qasam se, ambulance nazar aati ho.
Pyar karne chale the, dil lagane chale the
Pata chala woh bhooke the, hum khane chale the.
Izzat ki baat karte ho to suno sahab
Raat ko machhar bhi paaon choomne aate hain.
Hamara nuksan na poochiye sahab
Shaadi ho rahi thi ke aankh khul gayi.
Unse keh do woh mujhe paagal na kahein
Mummy kehti hain jo kehta hai woh khud hota hai.
2 Line Funny Shayari in English
Kitabon se door bhaagta hai dil
Yeh ishq hai ya board ka imtihan.
Dil karta hai tumhara naam chaand par likhoon
Magar kya karoon, yeh khayal dopehar mein aata hai.
Teri mohabbat ko aise sambhal ke rakha hai maine
Jaise toota hua baazu log seene se lagaye phirte hain.
Ajeeb si haalat hai tere jaane ke baad
Mujhe bhook nahi lagti kuch khane ke baad.
Tera pyaar bhi hazar ki note jaisa hai
Dar lagta hai kahin nakli to nahi.
Guzar jati hai raat isi kashmakash mein
Ki kambal mein hawa kidhar se ghus rahi hai.
s sardi ki thandak mere dil mein utar gayi hai
Isi wajah se meri shayari jam si gayi hai.
Na main dil mein aata hoon, na samajh mein aata hoon
Itni sardi mein main kahin nahi aata-jaata hoon.
Mohabbat na sahi, muqadma hi kar de
Tareekh dar tareekh mulaqat to hogi.
Guzre gali se husn-e-ittefaq tha
Unhon ne phool pheka, gumla bhi saath tha.
Neend bohot qeemti cheez hoti hai
Is liye to ise Sona kehte hain.
Funny Shayari for Friends
Kuch dost khazane ki tarah hote hain
Dil karta hai ke zameen mein gaadh doon.
Ishq woh hai jo doston ko bhulaaye,
Par mehboob ke message na chhupaaye.
Ishq ka haal na poocho mere yaar
Kapde press nahi hote, hum hain tayyar.
Mera dost mujhse yeh keh kar door chala gaya Faraz
Ki dosti door ki achhi, roti tandoor ki achhi.
When I say that I won’t tell anybody
my bestfriend doesn’t count.
True friends don’t judge each other,
they judge other people together.
Kitabon mein padha tha, jitna ho sake pyar baanto
Jab amal shuru kiya to sab tharki samajhne lag gaye.
Everyone has an annoying friend.
If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
We are going to be best friends forever,
besides you already know too much.
Har aahat par jaan nikal jaati hai Faraz
Yeh public toilet mein kundi kyun nahi hoti.
Hum sab ka aik aisa dost zaroor hota hai
Jo apni shareefon wali shakal ki wajah se saza se bach jata hai.
Love Funny Shayari
Hum bhi nikle the love ki talaash mein
Sardi bohot thi, wapas aa gaye.
Kisi ko khone ka gham kya hota hai, Yeh kal raat pata chala
jab moong phali ka ek saabit dana chilkon mein gum ho gaya.
Dil mein mohabbat ke charagh jalaaye baithe hain
Sardi hai, kambal ko odhaye baithe hain.
Log kehte hain nafrat kharab cheez hai
Toh mohabbat ne humein kaun sa jhoola jhulaya.
Tum sataati bohot ho, par dil ko bhaati bohot ho
Sochti hoon ke dawat karun tumhari,
Par tum khaati bohot ho.
Kaise mumkin tha kisi dawa se ilaaj Ghalib
Ishq ka rog tha, maa ki chappal se hi aaram aaya.
Woh meri diary parh kar ro padi
Aur mere paas aa kar kaha
Takhthi likha kar, kitni gandi likhai hai teri.
Woh barson baad mile bhi to bank ki line mein
Ab hum note badalte ki mohabbat karte.
Kisi ka jhootha khane se mohabbat badhti hai Faraz
Yeh keh kar woh mera saara halwa kha gaya.
Funny Jokes Shayari in English
Ishq ko sar ka dard kehne wale sun
Humne to yeh dard apne sar le liya.
Hamari nigahon se bachkar woh kahan jayenge
Humne unke mohalle mein hi ghar le liya.
Pyar-mohabbat ki bas itni si kahani hai
Ek tooti hui kashti aur thehra hua paani hai.
Ek phool jo kitabon mein kahin dam tod chuka hai
Kuch yaad nahi aata kiski nishani hai.
Shaadi karni thi par kismat khulti nahi
Taj banana tha par Mumtaz milti nahi.
Ek din kismat khuli aur shaadi ho gayi
Ab Taj banana hai par Mumtaz marti nahi.
Tere ishq ka bukhar hai mujhko
Aur har cheez khane ki manahi hai.
Ek ishq ke hakeem ne sirf
Tere chaman ki mausami batai hai.
Jab tu hoti thi meri zindagi mein
To tere mere ishq ke charche bohot the.
Acha hi hua zindagi se chali gayi tu
Kyunki tere kharche hi bohot the.
Hum dilphek aashiq har kaam mein kamaal kar dein
Jo wada kare woh poora har haal mein kar dein.
Kya zaroorat hai ladkiyon ko lipstick lagane ki
Hum choom-choom ke hi hoth laal kar dein.
Jokes Funny Shayari for Whatsapp
Tum se to company wale bhi achay hain
Dost roz mujhe yaad karte hain message bhej kar.
Kisi ko WhatsApp par aate hi mil gayi manzil
Koi umar bhar yun hi groups mein bhatakta raha.
Kuch maaen ro ro kar beta maangti hain
Aur betay social media par akar betiyan ban jati hain.
Hum ne maana ke reply na karoge tum
Lekin try karte rahenge hum bhi block hone tak.
Na cheda karo baat baat pe admin ko yaaro
Sar-e-group uski izzat kharab hoti hai.
Ab to duniya walon pe bilkul yaqeen na karna
Ek bewafa humko China ka bakra keh ke kutta bech gaya.
Mujhe raat bhar yeh baat sone nahi deti Faraz
Ki zindagi chaar din ki hai toh net-pack ek mahine ka kyun.
Umeedon ki shama dil mein mat jalana
Is jahaan se alag duniya mat basana.
Aaj bas mood mein tha to message kar diya
Par roz intezaar mein palke mat bichana.
Usi din se WhatsApp se nafrat ho gayi Ghalib
Jab baal katwane ke liye admi ne chanda maang liya.
Woh bewafa hoti to yaaron baat aur thi
Uski wafa se hi dil mein zakhm hai.
Har doosre din uska message aa jata hai
Mobile recharge kara do, balance khatam hai.
Dil mein koi gham nahi baaton mein koi dum nahi
Ye group hai nawabon ka, yahan koi kisi se kam nahi.
Funny Shayari in English for Girlfriends
Arz kiya hai, ladki ka intekhab garmiyon mein kiya karo
Pasina nikalne se original chehra bahar aata hai.
If you get a good girlfriend, you’ll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Kaash tujhe sardi mein lage mohabbat ki thand
Aur tu tadap kar maange mujhe kambal ki tarah.
Baba kehte hain, jab woh kahe net slow tha
Samajh jana, bartan maanjh rahi thi.
Tere ishq ne sarkari daftar bana diya dil ko
Na koi kaam karta hai, na koi baat sunta hai.
Ek line mein khade ho gaye Mehmood aur Ayaaz
Aur dono ke joote lekar bhaag gaya Faraz.
Kis kis ka naam lein apni barbaadi mein
Bohot log aaye the duayein dene shaadi mein.
Agar jaldbaazi mein shaadi karke jeevan bigaad loge
Soch samajh kar karoge to kaun sa teer maar loge.
My girlfriend and I always compromise.
I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
Abba ji farmate hain Larkiyan kaanon mein
itne suraakh karwane ke baad bhi kisi ki nahi sunti.
Funny Shayari in English for Boyfriends
Main itna shareef ladka hoon
Ladkiyon ko dekhte hi ek aankh band kar leta hoon.
Tum sab ladke ek jaise hote ho
Woh asal mein hum makeup nahi karte.
Larkiyan kehti hain larkay sacha pyar nahi karte
Yaar koi mujhe bhi to aazma kar dekhe.
Aaj woh mujhe dekh kar bahut hans rahi thi Faraz
Uske jaane ke baad pata chala ki meri zip khuli thi.
Woh mila to kehta tha ki pilot banunga Faraz
Haalat aisi hai ki makkhi bhi udayi nahi jaati.
Hamari kismat hi kuch aisi nikli Ghalib
Zameen mili to banjar aur admi mila to kanjar.
Shauq-e-singhar baja hai mera lekin
Teri tankhwa mere sadaqat mein ud jayegi.
Ek to mujhe yaar ki judai maar gayi
Aur doosra khoobsurat hamsai maar gayi.
Yun bhi to haadson se guzar rahi thi zindagi
Uspe hazar-paanch sau ke note band ho gaye.
Badal de mere purane note Ghalib
Ya wo jagah bata jahan par qatar na ho.
